"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!"
“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.”
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. Perhaps that's why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
–David Bissonette
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they can't face each other, but they still stay together."
–Hemant Joshi
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad wife, you'll become a philosopher"
–Socrates
"Woman inspires us to great things and then prevents us from achieving them."
–Dumas
"The great question which I have not been able to answer is: "What does a woman want?"
–Sigmund Freud
"There's one way of transferring funds that's even faster than electronic banking: marriage."
–James Holt McGavrac
"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: whenever you're wrong, admit it; and whenever you're right, shut up."
–Ogden Nash
"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. "
–Anonymous
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
–Milton Berle
"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let
her think she is having her own way, the other, to let her have it."-Lyndon B. Johnson
"I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun."
- Eddie Albert
